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  • Written by . Posted at 10:51 am on November 6th, 2009

    I’m beginning to understand how God creates procedural content.

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    11 comments.

    1. It’s actually quite easy.

      1. God creates a Graphic Artist
      2. Graphic Artist creates content without God’s direct intervention
      3. ???
      4. PROFIT!


    2. Haha archont. That’s hilarious. However, the true graphic artist will always be you as God doesn’t exist… or at least if something or someone DOES exist that happened to create the Universe – it’s not like the ‘divine’ “sky-daddy” that most of us think he/she/it is. Well, that’s my opinion anyway. Thor and Odin do exist however as they are the gods of my people. Even getting into Valhalla has changed. Now if you are at least a warrior in some way or another and happen to die on A battlefield, then the Valkyries come to get you. So as long as I die, while pwning noobs online, hunched over my keyboard… I should be able to go to Valhalla to drink beer out of the digitized skulls of my online enemies. 😀


    3. archont:
      If God needs a graphic artist that means he’s not omnipotent. If he’s not omnipotent he’s not God. Hence God creates all content by himself.

      Snow:
      yes Odin honors all warriors. You get more chances of getting into Valhalla by playing games cause you die many times.


    4. i didnt think you believe in god


    5. You get more chances of getting into Valhalla by playing games cause you die many times.

      Thanks for the laughs. :–D


    6. @Eddy
      of course he believes in god, he is god.


    7. @Clive

      Mind = Blown


    8. Back in school, I’m doing so much lenngira.


    9. I’ll try to put this to good use immediately.


    10. Hey, that’s powerful. Thanks for the news.


    11. Perle : Jolie antiphrase qui n’a rien à voir avec les perles de culture.Chez nous aussi ces mêmes expressions sur les perles et les sardines… et mêmes élèves.


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